Monday, 11 March 2013

Humour - Understanding men




1. " I am not lost, I know exactly where we are "
      Translated - No one will ever see us alive again


2. " You look terrific "
       Translated - Oh! please don't try one more outfit, i am starving


3.  " Its a guy thing "
       Translated - There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all make 
        it logical.


4. " Can i help with dinner "
      Translation - Why isn't it already on table?


5. " Uh Huh...Sure Honey...or Oh Yes Dear "
       Translate - Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response


6. " It would take too long to explain "
      Translate - I have no idea how it works


7. " I was listening to you. Its just that i have things in my mind "
      Translate - The girl standing on the corner is real babe


8. " That's interesting dear "
       Translate - Are you still talking?


9. " Take a break honey, you really working too hard "
      Translate - I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner


10. " What did I do this time "
         Translate - What did you catch me at ?

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